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Hank7's Medals
Total Medals Earned: 606 (From
95 different games.)
Total Medal Score: 13,970 Points
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Key Puncher
Unlocked 8/9/09
25 Points Complete first 5 levels.
25 Points Complete first 5 levels.
Systems Analyst
Unlocked 8/9/09
25 Points Complete first 9 levels.
25 Points Complete first 9 levels.
PROgrammer
50 Points
Complete Lighbot.
Medals Earned: 2/3 (50/100 points)
Adventure Story
Clouds Disappear
Unlocked 1/22/12
5 Points Collapse a cloud by standing on it.
5 Points Collapse a cloud by standing on it.
Ice is Slippery
5 Points
Stand on ice and slide around.
Lava is Hot
5 Points
Stand on lava for too long and get hurt.
Shrooms are Bouncy
5 Points
Bounce off a mushroom and into the air.
Watch Your Step
5 Points
Collapse a wooden platform by walking over it.
Animal Cruelty
10 Points
Drop an enemy into some spikes, and watch it suffer.
Desert Dash
10 Points
Beat Level 7 in under 50 seconds.
Foe Bouncer
10 Points
Perform a massive aerial combo by bouncing off enemies.
Foe Juggler
10 Points
Keep an enemy up in the air by attacking it.
Forest Jog
10 Points
Beat level 3 in under 40 seconds.
Frost Bite
10 Points
Hit an enemy with a dangling icicle.
Glacier Run
10 Points
Beat Level 13 in under 60 seconds.
Master Mage
10 Points
Cast a level 3 spell.
Master Warrior
10 Points
Lose your ability to cast spells, you don't need them.
Newbie Mage
Unlocked 1/22/12
10 Points Cast a spell for the first time.
10 Points Cast a spell for the first time.
Newbie Warrior
Unlocked 1/22/12
10 Points Discover the standard 3-hit melee combo.
10 Points Discover the standard 3-hit melee combo.
Self Destruction
10 Points
Defeat any boss with their own projectiles.
Spikes are Painful
10 Points
Fall into a pit of spikes and regret it.
The Credits
10 Points
Check out the credits page and maybe visit some links.
Volcano Sprint
10 Points
Beat Level 19 in under 70 seconds.
Balanced Skillset
25 Points
Buy the weakest version of every spell.
Boss Immunity
25 Points
Defeat any boss without getting hit.
Endangered Species
25 Points
Defeat 1000 foes in total.
Level Grinder
25 Points
Reach an experience level of 30.
Power Up
25 Points
Max out your HP and MP.
Boss Hunter
50 Points
Complete the Boss Rush on hard or epic difficulty.
Foe Exterminator
50 Points
Complete the Foe Rush on hard or epic difficulty.
Gold Hoarder
50 Points
Collect every coin in every level.
Great Adventurer
50 Points
Open every treasure chest in every level.
The End
100 Points
Complete level 20, rescue the princess and finish the game.
Medals Earned: 3/30 (25/600 points)
Armed Prophet
Alien Juice
Unlocked 11/27/09
10 Points Get killed by an alien.
10 Points Get killed by an alien.
Robot Fuel
Unlocked 11/22/09
10 Points Get killed by a robot.
10 Points Get killed by a robot.
Zombie Meat
Unlocked 11/22/09
10 Points Get killed by a zombie.
10 Points Get killed by a zombie.
Alcoholic
25 Points
Play through a stage consuming nothing but beer.
Anorexic
25 Points
Play through a stage without eating or drinking.
Armed Prophet
25 Points
Unlock all weapons.
Chairman
25 Points
Get the chair all the way to ZOMG.
Classic Hero
25 Points
Play through every stage.
Hand it Over
Unlocked 11/22/09
25 Points Kill Zomboss.
25 Points Kill Zomboss.
Kill Smiley
25 Points
Kill Smileborg
Skull
25 Points
Get the skull all the way to Zomboss.
The Freeman
25 Points
Play through every stage in one go using the crowbar.
ZOMG!!!1
Unlocked 11/22/09
25 Points Kill ZOMG
25 Points Kill ZOMG
Handy Man
50 Points
Kill Zomboss with his own arm.
Illegal Alien
50 Points
Kill ZOMG with the Alienator.
Smiley Hater
50 Points
Kill Smileborg with the Cyber Blade T47.
Testosterowned
50 Points
Play through a stage on real man difficulty.
Medals Earned: 5/17 (80/480 points)
AVOIDAL
1 MILLION POINTS
5 Points
Score 1 million points!
10 STAR STREAK
5 Points
Destroy 10 Blue Stars in a row without taking any damage!
TRAINING CIRCUITS
Unlocked 11/8/10
5 Points Reach difficulty level 5!
5 Points Reach difficulty level 5!
25 STAR STREAK
10 Points
Destroy 25 Blue Stars in a row without taking any damage!
5 MILLION POINTS
10 Points
Score 5 million points!
50 STAR STREAK
10 Points
Destroy 50 Blue Stars in a row without taking any damage!
AVERAGE JOBOT
10 Points
Reach difficulty level 10!
SERVO WORKOUT
10 Points
Reach difficulty level 15!
10 MILLION POINTS
25 Points
Score 10 million points!
100 STAR STREAK
25 Points
Destroy 100 Blue Stars in a row without taking any damage!
20 MILLION POINTS
25 Points
Score 20 million points!
75 STAR STREAK
25 Points
Destroy 75 Blue Stars in a row without taking any damage!
IRON MAIDEN
25 Points
Have 6 Yellow Spikes active at the same time!
MAGNETIC CHARM
25 Points
Have 6 Red Seekers following you at one time!
MECHANICAL ANIMAL
25 Points
Reach difficulty level 20!
SEEK AND DESTROY
25 Points
Use only Red Seekers to destroy 15 Blue Stars in a row!
SPIKED
25 Points
Use only Yellow Spikes to destroy 5 Blue Stars in a row!
SUPER SEEKER
25 Points
Score over 50k points using a Red Seeker on a Blue Star!
SUPER SPIKE
25 Points
Score over 250k points using a Yellow Spike on a Blue Star!
150 STAR STREAK
50 Points
Destroy 150 Blue Stars in a row without taking any damage!
200 STAR STREAK
50 Points
Destroy 200 Blue Stars in a row without taking any damage!
DEVASTATOR
50 Points
Reach difficulty level 30!
Secret Medal
Unlock this medal to view its details!
Medals Earned: 1/23 (5/500 points)
Bio Assault
Officer Cadet
Unlocked 4/5/11
5 Points Reaching area 1
5 Points Reaching area 1
Pilot Officer
5 Points
Reaching area 2
Lieutenant
10 Points
Reaching area 4
System Officer
10 Points
Reaching area 3
Captain
25 Points
Reaching area 7
Commodore
25 Points
Reaching area 8
Squadron Leader
25 Points
Reaching area 5
System Commander
25 Points
Reaching area 6
Marshal
50 Points
Reaching area 10
Vice-Marshal
50 Points
Reaching area 9
Chief Marshal
100 Points
Reaching area 11
Marshal of the System
100 Points
Reaching area 12
Medals Earned: 1/12 (5/430 points)
Brawl Royale
NoLegs
Unlocked 7/26/09
5 Points Silly cat, get off ma lawn.
5 Points Silly cat, get off ma lawn.
Red Mage
Unlocked 7/26/09
5 Points That's not even a real sword.
5 Points That's not even a real sword.
Tonberry
Unlocked 7/26/09
5 Points Go back to your cave.
5 Points Go back to your cave.
Yoko
Unlocked 7/26/09
5 Points Farukon Paaansh.
5 Points Farukon Paaansh.
Black Waltz
Unlocked 7/26/09
10 Points Wololo.
10 Points Wololo.
Lazarus
Unlocked 7/26/09
10 Points Ma gun's bigger.
10 Points Ma gun's bigger.
Mecha
Unlocked 7/26/09
25 Points Systems failure imminent.
25 Points Systems failure imminent.
Natalie
Unlocked 7/26/09
25 Points Go back to kitchen.
25 Points Go back to kitchen.
Canti
Unlocked 7/26/09
50 Points Master the guitar.
50 Points Master the guitar.
Masochist
Unlocked 7/26/09
50 Points Get killed by each enemy in one sitting.
50 Points Get killed by each enemy in one sitting.
Goku
100 Points
Save the universe from evil.
Secret Medal
Unlock this medal to view its details!
Medals Earned: 11/12 (200/300 points)
Bullet Audyssey
It's Over 9000!!!!
5 Points
Deal at least 9000 damage in a single attack.
Planet Marcury
Unlocked 11/27/11
5 Points Free the planet Marcury from the Euphony gods.
5 Points Free the planet Marcury from the Euphony gods.
Planet Sars
Unlocked 11/25/11
5 Points Free the planet Sars from the Euphony gods
5 Points Free the planet Sars from the Euphony gods
Rated E for Everything
Unlocked 11/27/11
5 Points Visit our sponsor by clicking on one of the in-game links.
5 Points Visit our sponsor by clicking on one of the in-game links.
OVERCHARGED!!!
10 Points
Reach a max overcharge combo.
Planet Jupitupe
10 Points
Free the planet Jupitupe from the Euphony gods.
Planet Narpdarp
10 Points
Free the planet Narpdarp from the Euphony gods.
Planet Satamalat
10 Points
Free the planet Satamalat from the Euphony gods.
Disco Fever!
25 Points
Unlock the Audyssey Jukebox
Maximum Power
25 Points
Reach the maximum level.
Planet Penos
25 Points
Free the planet Penos from the Euphony gods.
Planet Plutoo
25 Points
Free the planet Plutoo from the Euphony gods.
Save your Home Planet
25 Points
Free your home planet, Qweezleqwozzle, from the Euphony gods.
The Malky Way
25 Points
Free the Malky Way from the Euphony gods.
Yellow Brick Road
25 Points
Achieve 12 gold runs (beating a stage with no lives lost).
Protecting Qweezleqwozzle from the Scum of the Universe
50 Points
Beat every stage in the game (including credits).
Crown of the Euphony Gods
100 Points
Get a gold run on every single stage in the game (including credits).
Secret Medal
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Secret Medal
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Medals Earned: 4/19 (20/395 points)
Bullet Heaven
Boom
Unlocked 4/3/11
5 Points Use a bomb for the first time.
5 Points Use a bomb for the first time.
Stray Bullets
5 Points
Get killed with no enemies on screen.
500k
Unlocked 4/3/11
10 Points Get a score of 500,000 in any level except survival.
10 Points Get a score of 500,000 in any level except survival.
Angel Wings
Unlocked 4/3/11
10 Points Play 10 levels as Natalie.
10 Points Play 10 levels as Natalie.
Bullet Hell
10 Points
Die with over 666 enemy bullets on screen.
Counter Attack
Unlocked 4/3/11
10 Points Reflect over 100 bullets with a single shield.
10 Points Reflect over 100 bullets with a single shield.
Gold Farmer
10 Points
Finish any level except Survival with over 3,000 coins.
I Like Swords
Unlocked 4/3/11
10 Points Play 10 levels as Matt.
10 Points Play 10 levels as Matt.
Killer
Unlocked 4/3/11
10 Points Kill 3000 enemies in total.
10 Points Kill 3000 enemies in total.
Max Power
10 Points
Fully upgrade all stats
Millionaire
10 Points
Get a score of 1,000,000 in any level except survival.
Pew Pew Pew
Unlocked 4/3/11
10 Points Play 10 levels as Lance.
10 Points Play 10 levels as Lance.
Power Up
Unlocked 4/3/11
10 Points Fully upgrade any stat.
10 Points Fully upgrade any stat.
Punching Bag
Unlocked 4/3/11
10 Points Get hit 100 times in total.
10 Points Get hit 100 times in total.
Shields On
Unlocked 4/3/11
10 Points Collect 100 power ups in total.
10 Points Collect 100 power ups in total.
Shooter
Unlocked 4/3/11
10 Points Kill 300 enemies in total.
10 Points Kill 300 enemies in total.
Slayer
10 Points
Kill 10000 enemies in total.
Sniper
Unlocked 4/3/11
10 Points Kill 1000 enemies in total.
10 Points Kill 1000 enemies in total.
Stars Everywhere
Unlocked 4/3/11
10 Points Play 10 levels as NoLegs.
10 Points Play 10 levels as NoLegs.
Tree Hugger
10 Points
Play 10 levels as Anna.
Ultimate Blade
10 Points
Kill 25 enemies instantly.
Bronze Badge
Unlocked 4/3/11
25 Points Get A ranks in 5 or more levels.
25 Points Get A ranks in 5 or more levels.
Bullet Master
25 Points
Complete all bonus levels.
Gold Badge
25 Points
Get A ranks in 15 or more levels.
Pacifism
25 Points
Reach wave 33 in Survival without killing anything.
Perfect Run
25 Points
Beat any level between 16 and 20 without taking any damage.
Platinum Badge
25 Points
Get A ranks in 20 or more levels.
Silver Badge
Unlocked 4/3/11
25 Points Get A ranks in 10 or more levels.
25 Points Get A ranks in 10 or more levels.
The End
25 Points
Defeat the final boss and complete the standard set of 20 levels.
3 Heart Challenge
50 Points
Beat the first 20 levels without upgrading your health.
Mass Murderer
50 Points
Kill 1,000 foes in a single game of Survival.
Diamond Badge
100 Points
Get A ranks in all 25 levels.
Medals Earned: 15/32 (175/600 points)
Bunny Invasion: Easter
BULLET SPENDER
Unlocked 7/27/09
5 Points Use 500 bullets.
5 Points Use 500 bullets.
DEATH TO THE BUNNIES!
Unlocked 7/27/09
5 Points Kill 50 bunnies.
5 Points Kill 50 bunnies.
FAT WALLET
Unlocked 7/27/09
5 Points Spend £10,000.
5 Points Spend £10,000.
TICK, BOOM!
Unlocked 7/27/09
5 Points Use a grenade.
5 Points Use a grenade.
AAARGH!
10 Points
Go into RAGE.
BEEP, BOOM!
Unlocked 7/27/09
10 Points Use a remote explosive.
10 Points Use a remote explosive.
SEXY ASS
Unlocked 7/27/09
10 Points Get someone naked!
10 Points Get someone naked!
ECHO AND THE DEAD BUNNY MAN
Unlocked 7/27/09
25 Points Kill the bunny man.
25 Points Kill the bunny man.
HAPPY FUCKING EASTER!
25 Points
Kill the Easter bunny.
JIM THE CONQUEROR
Unlocked 7/27/09
25 Points Fully Upgrade the assistant.
25 Points Fully Upgrade the assistant.
KRYPTONITE THAT, BITCH!
Unlocked 7/27/09
25 Points Kill the super bunny.
25 Points Kill the super bunny.
NICE SCORE
50 Points
Get a high score of 10,000,000.
TROPHY BOY
Unlocked 7/28/09
50 Points Get all trophies!
50 Points Get all trophies!
YIPPEE KAY AY
Unlocked 7/28/09
50 Points Purchase all weapons.
50 Points Purchase all weapons.
EXCELLENT SCORE
100 Points
Get a high score of 14,000,000.
SUPER ARSENAL
Unlocked 7/28/09
100 Points Fully upgrade EVERYTHING!
100 Points Fully upgrade EVERYTHING!
Medals Earned: 12/16 (315/500 points)
Butcherbugs
Puberty
Unlocked 2/24/11
10 Points Destroy the butcher's pituitary gland!
10 Points Destroy the butcher's pituitary gland!
Temporal Lobe
Unlocked 2/24/11
50 Points Destroy the butcher's temporal lobe!
50 Points Destroy the butcher's temporal lobe!
Ladybugs Knocking Over Deadly Butchers
100 Points
Destroy the butcher's frontal lobe, resulting in total loss of motor control!
Medals Earned: 2/3 (60/160 points)